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The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
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The action of spitting something out.
Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.
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Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.
"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"
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When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it
That cat is splooting all over the ground.
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When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*
Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
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As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
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To leave tread marks in one's underwear
Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
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