Spoom clan

Spoom is Woods on the flip side. It is a play on words relating to anyone with the last name "woods" who is incredibly upside down and backwards in his/her behavior.

The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.

After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"

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spoom

A baseball term. Its not quiet a Dinger and its not quiet a floater. A decent hit at bat.

hit it! hit it! SPOOM....! right in to deep left field!

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Spoom

To be incredabley aweome and knowing in the ways of the otaku to the rejection of absolutley everything and everyone else.

Don't bother, thier just Spoom...

spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold

1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "

spooming

the act of passionately jacking a boy off with your thighs while he calls you a good slut

guy 1: i'm spooming.
guy 2: please help me i'm in a urbandictionary example. i am stuck here. release me.