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To give the highlights
My girlfriend was droning on and on about her day so I told her to just Sportscenter it and give me the highlights.
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A hip, Emmy-winning daily scrapbook of homers, touchdowns, and slam-dunks
guy 1: OMG did you see tonights top ten plays?
guy 2: yes about three times, i always leave sportscenter on, i dont like dick(s)
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Another way of saying "had sex" or "slammed" as sportscenter commonly features slam dunks on their show. (If it was very good, its known as "sportscenter top 10")
Also used in past tense as "Sportscentered" if the "slamming" if you will already occured.
Yea Jose Sportscentered Maria last night.
Bruh, Tyrone is tryna sportscenter that thicc girl in the pink romper.
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Marital sex, performed on a week night.
The wife and I put the kids to bed, Sportscenter, then watched Leno.
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A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.
This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:
*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.
Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!
Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
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When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
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old lady: what are you doing tonight?
dude: watching sportscenter, watching the cardinals game.
old lady: tight