1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!
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Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit
We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea
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something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
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A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
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somethings that lands in a water like substance
ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*
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A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe
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When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"