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spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009


spotted dicke

Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit

We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea

by Dutch baby January 28, 2014


the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019


Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 09, 2012


Dick Spot

somethings that lands in a water like substance

ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*

by Squeky Clean April 24, 2005


Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017


Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021