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Springfield

Best town in Union County, runs all other towns. Bullshitting through school by day and getting blazed as hell by night is what a Springfielder does best. Doesnt have a downtown because we dont need one. Dayton pride, magnet and private schools = gheyer than the sequel to waiting. Weekend means getting drunk as hell and smoking as many j's as one can afford. A Springfielder actually appreciates what they have, because unlike snobby rich kids from other towns, we work for our cash. The top is for jews, the bottom is for life. Right next to union for those needed Dairy Queen trips. When you go out at 3am, expect to see a bunch of kids walking around with slushees (PC & NG cred). Yeah we head to westfield downtown every once in a while, but that's just because we need something to laugh at. Oh you're from millburn? Guess who doesn't care? Everyone.

Springhood pride, drive fast with the radio maxed and the windows down, hit us up on the east side where the real shit goes down. Kenilworth's chill, RP's ight, mountainside homies, but don't forget your skin color. Union has bros but got its pick of losers. Maplewoods alrite, Summit got it's share of gangsters and gays. Springfield will mess up any other town in a fight, don't forget it. We don't have gangs, we have friends. Outsiders looking for trouble find it fast. Dont bring no weps, skin like the old days if you're a man.

Guy 1: You know the town Springfield right?
Guy 2: Like from the simpsons?
Guy 1: No the one in jersey.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that towns the shit. Springfield blood run deep, got more history then you could fit in a book. Gets boring sometimes though.
Guy 1: Yeah, thats why we go to Westfield to find some losers to laugh at.
Guy 2: HAHA westfield kids are fagggggs.
Guy 1: Uh duh. Their mayor had an affair with a dude.

Bro A: Yo man I need some stuff, you know where to get?
Bro B: Hit up a Springfielder, they always got that good shit.
Bro A: True, they always got the high quality product..
Bro B: Stay friendly though, they'll kill anyone who acts like an enemy. Stay true though and you got homies for life.
Bro A: Forreal.

by That one at one-twelve - 'P April 23, 2010

78๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

A fairly large city in southwest Missouri. Springfield is home to a fairly fun and night-lifey downtown area, A shitload of really conservative christians, Enough money for a couple nice car dealers and an occasional Porche sighting, A big Bass Pro, a really good pizza shoppe (Pizza House), and not much else.

If you are higher-middle class, conservative christian, and BORING, live south of Sunshine. If you aren't, live north of Sunshine or MOVE!

Joe: "I live in a snotty little neighborhood in Springfield, MO where I walk my 4000 dollar shi tzu across my award winning chemical sprayed lawn. I go to an AG, would you like to be saved?"

by Wolfie Rae June 4, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

a town in Illinois which recently got torn up by a tornado!it might be the the most boring town which has more abraham lincoln memorabila than you know have ever imagined!The president came here once so that makes its boring points go wayy down.Everyone that lives here basically hates it but we all call it home so springfield will forever be in our hearts as the place we grew up or sent one good or bad memory in

I live in Springfield,I hate it,but seceretly i love it.

by jlovee March 19, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

Springfeild contains bunch of fat yellow people that go around making fart jokes.

Springfield

by Side show bill May 28, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

The place where the Simpson family lives. If you want to visit the place, well too bad. It is not real and if you are going to cry to your mommy then go, nothing will happen. Springfield was founded by a man named sprungfeld, a trechurous man who tried to assassinate George Washington

Let's use Springfield to shoot our movie, it has a nuclear powerplant.

by Joe the Schmoe May 19, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

If you niggaz dont already know springfield massachusetts is tha shit We the home of the dopest lifestyles around and dont nobody fuck with a springfield nigga and get away woith it for real bruhh if you dont give respect the the realest fuckin town in the state of Mass then you can get da fuck out cuz we dont fuck with bum ass bitches like you. We got the realest gangs schools and ballers around damn muthafucka we the home of basketball muthafucka thats right I said BASKETBALL you think we need your bitch ass when we the fuckin inventors of the goddamn NBA forreal nigga if it wasnt for us your bitch ass wouldnt even be able to say ball is life so check yourself and fuck up before you cross the wrong niggaq who pop a cap in yo sorry ass for dropping shit on his city. Like muthafucka we drink vodka for breakfast you little bitch you think you can fuck with that damn boi you do not fuckin want in smh get the fuck out you pussy and dont ever talk shit bout Bangfield again for one of my gang boy niggas puts a glock to your sorry ass head smh little bitch

Some bitch ass niggas from Longmeadow wanted to talk shit likr they had a big game but the ballers from Springfield put them in thier place real quick. #Bangfield #Fuckboys

by KINGMARKS October 15, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Springfield

A suck ass town. U may have heard Zach G. Talk about it. WHAT HE SAID IS BULLSHIT. Are parks are condemed for having biohazardeous chemicals and lead beneath the soil. Are schools suck... there is piss on the walls, all lunch ladies fuck the Turkey, Are teachers are anti semitic, and half of the school doesn't get heat. We also waist all of are money to try and be like other towns. Sadly we lack the good parts other towns have. We also have an estimate that 78% of the high schoolers have smoked weed once

Springfield is like the crappy version of idaho... Also we put the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee back in weed

by SUPER SOY BOY January 19, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž