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Get the sprunt! Jan's crotch is stinking up the whole building again!
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To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:
The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.
Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.
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an urban legend that says that young men would sneak into morgues and find a fresh dead body of a woman. next, one would put their face next to the deceased's vagina while the other person found a high ledge in the room. when both would be ready the person on the ledge would jump on the woman's stomach spraying all her body fluids out of the vagina into the other guy's face
1. man you smell bad. did you just go sprunting
2. ha ha we sprunted your mom last night (NEVER USED LITERALLY)
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Past tense of sprint.
He sprunt up the track like an escaped rabbit.
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Getting lost in something. Can also be used as a noun placeholder. The feeling of listening to something at 1.5 on youtube, the feeling of having to shit a minute after your ride texts to say they're on their way, when you binge watch New Girl for 7 hours and miss all the daylight.
"I spent all afternoon getting sprunted about the history of Hawaii on Wikipedia."
A sprunt is also known as a spasticated runt.
the sprunt fell over and choked on toilet water.
old Scottish word meaning "to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark."
I saw Sean sprunting after Cailyn when I got up for a drink late last night.