Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

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spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

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spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

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Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

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Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle

"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"