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spunt

An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).

Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."

Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."

by Da_dappa October 8, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunt

Skanky
Penis-loving
underage
nymphomaniac
twat

" That girl Leah is a HUGE spunt....not a skunt.....,but a spunt morally and socially unacceptable by all members of society not because of her looks but moreover her desire to molest anyone with a dick larger than 2 centimeters. Size is not an issue with this "spunt". You scream.....She creams!

by -----Ceckc------- January 25, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunt

A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.

1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.

2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!

by Scarlet Mantooth May 6, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunt

The past tense of "To Spend"; Spent.

I spunt last week's paycheck at bingo.

by Harry Malone April 21, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


spunt

the gob of semen in the corner of a mouth after giving oral sex.

Wipe that spunt off your face and pick up your cab fare on the dresser.

by Dark Angel March 7, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunt

To having spent.

I didn't want to spunt that much money.

I spunt all my energy on the football field.

by pocketwizard1978 May 7, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spunt

Adjective:
1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.

Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.

Only someone as incorrectly spunt as him could make such a rookie mistake.

After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.

His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.

My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.

Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.

He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.

by SpyguyScribe May 11, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž