A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.
An assumption that someone farted.
Who squaffled?
Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.
Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.
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