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An impatient motorist.
1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
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A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
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It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
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A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
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A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
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Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun
Conversation
Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?
Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!
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