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The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.
John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k
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a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face
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A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”
The most relatable cartoon character known in existence.
Man, I feel like Squidward like,everyday.
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when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.
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"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
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He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.
Squidward
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