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A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.
The other day we did a girl sweaty squirel style.
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To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.
Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.
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when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.
Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.
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When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.
The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.
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To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.
"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."
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Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.
"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"
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1. has nothing to do with squirells but the art of when having over 3 women in bed with you searching for the right "squirell" also known as vagina
dude last night i went to this raging party got a few girls tipsy got down in bed and went squirell hunting allllll damn night!
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