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1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
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An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort
Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.
The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.
I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.
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a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.
alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky
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Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
I'm all squirmy now daddy!! Why did you tease me like that?
The act of shoving your fist up the back of your friend's marching band uniform, but in more casual circumstances up a their shirt, and wiggling your fist around while it's up there and while your friend is struggling to get it out.
Oh dang, Payton just gave Kyle a squirmy worm.
Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.