Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.

OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!

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Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

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Squirtle

When a women squirts or sprays on someone's face..

I was going down in the bitch and she squirtled on my fuckin face..

Squirtle

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.

John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.

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Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

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Squirtle

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

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Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

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