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A word I use in band to confuse Ethan
Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?
A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.
"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"
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Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
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Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
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An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.
"Squonk" said the yak, happily.
The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.
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Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour
Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking
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