The school with the highest percentage of fuckboys. They eat, sleep, and live for the boys. Forget about spending Saturday night with your man if he’s from SMC. They are literally good at nothing except sports. They act straight but they’re all low key gay.
Person 1: Yo, you know where I can get some cleaning supplys
Person 2: Oh, go to St. MIchael’s College School. They got a lot of brooms.
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An old rundown school located in downtown hell-hole Pensacola on Palafox and Jackson. Recently closed due to the retardedness of a principal who I will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as "K". St. Michael's School was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. Rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now
"Yo you ever heard of St. Michael's Interparochial School "
"You mean the run down piece of crap in Pensacola"
"That's the one"
"You here St. Michael's is closing down?"
"I f***in knew it! The Principal was a douche anyways."
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the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.
kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh
Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy