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A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.
Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?
Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!
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St. Thomas Academy (STA) is an all male, Catholic, military, college prep high school in Mendota Heights, Minnesota. It is populated mostly by upper middle class white kids that hail from the western suburbs, Eagan, Mendota Heights and St. Paul.
The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).
While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.
Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.
Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.
The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.
Cretin Student: Hey cake eater hows it feel to lose again?
St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.
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Hell. Basically hell. Students are tortured and raped by racist and sexist rules which control this concentration camp. The place of tears, screams, begging and suicidal thoughts.
“Did you here what happened to Madeleine McCanne?”
“Yeah, turns out she had been held captive at St Thomas More all these years”
St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.
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Baller ass school located in Saint Paul, Minnesota
Those foo's at the University of St. Thomas are rich as hell.
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this is the worst school in the history of the world even the poorest parts of the world make this school look like the down side of the earth they always mess there students around and if students do not do there detentions or homework the schools head takes them into a small room rapes and then badly beats the pupil till they beg for there life
' dude have you heard of that school st Thomas more?
that place scares the shit out of me '
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A place with mainly trailer parks and meth head tattoo artist... The highlight of your day will be goin to the unimart for your "reds and chaw."
Person 1: I just came through st. thomas pa
Person 2: Did you get your free hit of meth and shitty tattoo from Brian L?
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