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Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA August 25, 2008

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Rebekah Stabler

Generally a sweaty gypsy who hasnt had a wash for many fortnights, likes to lick windows and lamposts.

Usually can be seen with a cold sore/love bite on her eyelid, and with illuminous grotty lips.

Hated mostly by everyone especially her teachers, mainly because shes a bit retarded.

Has an imaginary friend named Mohammed who she talks to on a regularly basis.

She lurks around the sewers and swamps waiting for her next meal to arrive, while she waits she sharpens her teeth and toenails.

'Omg look at that Rebekah Stabler going into the sewer, shes dirty'

'Wow everyone can see Rebekah Stabler in the dark with those bright lips'

'Urgh i think i can smell Rebekah Stabler, she needs a wash.'-

by Iya Sxc January 17, 2011

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A Real Stabler

A person/thing that is stubborn, narcissistic, arrogant son of a bitch but you love it no matter what

That guy is a real stabler

by parsidot May 7, 2018