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Stagger is a smooth guy who loves to party and play games like Russian Roulette. He's like the male version of Lady Gaga. He gets into a shit load of fights because he's gets annoyed easily by stupid comments or people and their actions. If you're name is Stagger, your most likely to have a really nice dick and one hot as hell body. When a Stagger falls in love, they're totally sweet and honest to that one person.
Man, that Stagger is one sexy beast. I wish I was a Stagger.
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Bob's definition for how we ride in groups.
Trikes ride in the middle of a lane, which is the only difference to our staggeration.
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That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
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Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.
1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings
2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
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Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
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This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.
Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-