Stand Up

A brief meeting that is conducted standing up, because it is not intended to last longer than a few minutes, so there is no need for people to sit down and get comfortable.

"Let's have a 5 minute 'stand up' in the morning to make sure everyone knows which clients will be coming in tomorrow."

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stand up

The biggest shit that Dave Matthews has ever taken. Commonly passed off as an album, it is in fact a steaming pile of crap that when put in a cd player, plays the worst music that Dave Matthews Band has ever even imagined.

Bro #1: "Dude, whats that smell?"

Bro #2: "Bro, whats that sound?"

Bro #1 and 2: "OH! Chadwick must be listening to Stand Up again."

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standing up

An olympic sport

I am standing up... can i sit now?

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Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

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Stand up

A slang term used for surfers in the eyes of bodyboarders.

Look at those stupid stand up with there gay bottom turns and not even airing.

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Stand up to

To beat someone physically unconscious

I had to stand up to this guy the other day and he wasn't standing up after I had got done with him

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Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

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