to mix or intermingle smoothly and inseparably various sorts of standards.
To make work life easy and have a crunchy desert for all of his employees, Mike has standerized all of his policies and procedures into a tasty simple solution.
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To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
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A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.
The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room
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One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.
Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.
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Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)
Look at the fucking hole standers doing nothing wile that guy is sweating his ass off!
People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing
Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers
a human being of either sex standing on a street corner ready to get paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes (if you know what i mean)
Jezel-hey Ayo, did you visit the corner stander I told you was the best price for a good quality time?
Ayo-Hell yeah man, that guy was totally worth the money i spent, thanks for hooking me up with him.
Jezel-no prob
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