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ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
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Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
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The best computer science school, ever.
Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
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A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.
My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
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A failed version of Berkeley.
Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.
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a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture
Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
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