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The university you wish you went to.
Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
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Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!
Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
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it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.
me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.
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Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats
Hey isn't that Stanford??
ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
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