A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley
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When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"
"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."
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A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.
Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.
A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.
I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!
The state of being extremely plain and boring but somehow still getting on peopleโs nerves - a lethal dose of NPC.
Lauren: Buys Mr Winston at every drop
Chloe: What a starchy motherfucker
Lauren: Says something funny
Chloe: Repeats it 10x louder but timing is off and no one laughs
Lauren: Shut up Chloe your so starchy
A term for someone who like to run around naked in front of his/her friends
Starchy threatened me with his butthole because I was under the bed