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Its like the second coming of christ, only it pwns it
by comparison.
The ancients thought it would be like a meteor, well,
they were close.
When it is released all the fans will rejoice, and the
noobs, left in the dust. Because blizz kept the system
we love most and simply, gave us the panormaic view
we so desired, to see a wave of lings coming at you
from eye level, or to see it up close as your noob
parter runs away with his workers after you bs him
for making cannons.
brief back history: the monothiestic believe that to make ammends for creating aids and giving azns access to numeric keys (ex. 4ZN 4 L1F3)god, as it were, gave some stoned nerds at a lil hole in the wall called blizzard a few bucks and they then, created the best game ever. the end
n00b: I am a retard, and have no clue whatsoever about
what is good for me or the world in general my hobbies are masterbating on strip linsay lohan levels and wasting bnets bandwidth, sometimes i use hacks, is
starcraft a good game cause I heard about starcraft 2.
me: go to hell noob
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a game that has been awaited by many for too many years. it finally has had some more info released about it. IT IS COMING OUT IN 3 PARTS. yes thats right, just like the 3 chapters in our beloved StarCraft.
just like our happy arbiters, we are visualant for StarCraft 2
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A recently announced game by Blizzard entertainment. It is the long awaited sequel to Starcraft and Starcraft: Brood War. It features man graphical upgrades and new elements to the game.
Upon hearing that Starcraft 2 was announced, my friend knew how he was going to spend his next five years
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a game that wil never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever come out!
my balls are blue
from the lack of starcraft 2.
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Noobs will say this game isn't as good as the first one because they got cannon rushed and ling rushed at the same time, then a dt took out their whole mineral line, so it ruined their life.
Cannon rushing is one of the best strategies in Starcraft 2
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The sequal to the massively popular RTS game which basically copies Warhammer 40k and Starship Troopers. Only difference is, unlike 40k, Starcraft is fun. And it doesn't have a shitty movie based on it like Starship Troopers.
And it IS coming out.
Man #1: Hey, did you know Warhammer 40k came out before Starcraft? Blizzard just steals ideas!
Man #2: Hey, did you know I don't really give a crap? Go play with your dice elsewhere you fatpimply nerd.
Man #1: But there will never be a Starcraft 2!
Man #2: Actually there will be on, as Blizzard announced it on May 19th, 2007!
Man #1: Touche.
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