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Stardew Valley is a simple farming game in which u lose about 60 hours of ur lifetime.
Hello, how's your STARDEW VALLEY farm today???
A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.
- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *
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The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
A relaxing game. For a speedrunner.
Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley
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A type of coochie a nigga can only hit while in the act of playing the game Stardew Vally with a female other. This type of coochie is often received from cutting off your friends and heavy simping. Not to mention defending the female when she is clearly any and every situation.
Kenny hitting that stardew coochie....
Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.
"Hop on Stardew Valley."
"I'm sorry, I'm infertile."