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A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.
- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *
10👍 5👎
The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
A relaxing game. For a speedrunner.
Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley
3👍 1👎
Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.
"Hop on Stardew Valley."
"I'm sorry, I'm infertile."