ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.

WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

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startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

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Startle-fucked

When someone asks you a direct question that you are unprepared or incapable of giving a direct answer to and the period of time between the question and your formulated response is obvious to both parties; or when the result is unintentional and truly horrendous truth-telling.

Omg my new roommate and I were having such a good convo, out of the blue she asks me what dating site I use and she startle-fucked me into saying fetlife. Now she’s browsing my anal fisting videos in a way I’m entirely unprepared to deal with at the breakfast table.

Cock-Startled

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

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startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

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startle drops

startle drops: (star-til-drops)
when someone gets startled and subsequently drops what they are holding

v - startle dropped, startle dropping,

I passed him quickly and he saw my dress and he got startled and dropped his beer. I feel bad for him but I'm not reponsible for his startle drops.

She got a case of the startle drops after an argument rattled her so the carpet really took a hit that night

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