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An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.
Jason Statham is an actor
British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.
One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
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an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.
the people who say this prayer never die...
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When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason
im going to be pulling a kieron statham
Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.
Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”
1) When something that is already badass reaches a level of excessive, over the top action.
2) One step beyond intense, ultra-hardcore.
1) She went Full Statham the last round of the game.
2) That movie went Full Statham.
A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably
Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath