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The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up
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1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today
2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
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This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
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A word used to describe a gorgeous lad who is hench
Oh my god girl look at that rhys stead over there
A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock
a ninja with a lot of money
"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "
Will come to your house and touch your kids while trying to sell them magic cards
That guy jimmy saville is a real James stead