Steev

come from spelling to many words wrong....at work....

if u start to be called steev watch out for post-it notes................

POST-IT MAN!

Steev your a turtle...
Steev will pwn your money...
Steev your fired!

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STEEVE CSGO

just massive hvh boss guy innit

Dude this steeve csgo guy is a hvh boss he touches all da pussy and boobies

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Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism

Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.

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frank and steeve

lovers for life, not in a gay way, unless you like it to be ;)
People surrounding them get jealous of their lovership and vow to have their own Frank, or Steeve.

friend 1: "aww, i just admire how cute Frank and Steeve are together.
friend 2: " i agree, friend 1, i too most definately crave for a lovership as genuine and special as what frank and steeve have."
NOTE: You will always be lost without your own frank or steeve. xx

Slippery Steeve

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.

Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.

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Steeved

A past tense verb for when someone falls for a trap.

Tyler: Yo look at that chick, ima get her number
Russell: Bro that a dude look she a trap
Tyler: oh fuck
Russell: Lmao get steeved

The Steeve Face

A way to greet people, by pushing out your chin as far as you can and smiling, then shouting ah steeve in the most nerdiest possible voice. It started as an inside joke but has spread across where we live and is still spreading outwards into the world.

An example of what to say to someone and back to someone when doing or recieving the steeve face

bob *walking up to tobi pulling the steve face*- "AH STEVE"

Tobi *doing the same*- "STEEVE"