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A beta “male” soft as charmin- ultra. Known for shooting 3’s and swallowing D’s. Wide open dunks are not the only thing the Warrior’s guard likes to blow. Curry has consistently maintained that the habit of chewing his mouth guard is an ancient technique he picked up while in Tibet in an effort to combat homoerotic, oral fantasies. When Curry isn’t blowing male appendages or 3-1 leads he’s being blown down in dramatic fashion by the occasional drafts of wind in oracle arena, oftentimes resulting in 3 free throw attempts.
Announcer: Steph Curry drives left, attempts to draw contact with the defender and Ohhh he hits the deck! The refs are signaling a shooting foul but it looked like Curry attempted to draw a foul and bounced off the defender after initiating contact. Upon further review the contact appeared to be minimal at best. Curry’s adolescent frame and prepubescent body is simply Ill-equipped for the NBA. He is a boy amongst men.”
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Three point shooting, mouthpiece chewing bitch, with a weak ass half ginger beard.
Oh look! Steph Curry made a three and he’s smiling while he chews his mouthpiece with his gay ass ginger beard.
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A dick sucking NBA "star" who only shoots trees.
That bitch ass light skin in a steph curry
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a hoe ass bitch who got lucky against the cavs last year.
steph Curry cant shoot
steph curry is ass
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Steph curry is a lightskin wnba player whose real name is stephen carrington.
Did you hear Steph Curry scored a hole in one and got 3 points in the football game last friday?
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the one that got mentioned in that one drake song.
COOKING WITH THE SAUCE CHEF CURRY WITH THE POT AY COOKIN WITH THE SAUCE CHEF CURRY WITH THE POT BOY
steph curry
A god who gets bad bitchs and fuck how's and gets money
Steph curry is cool asf
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