The hottest mother fucker alive, dick that bitch down when you can cause he make my asshole clench
"Who is that.. he be lookin' like a fucking snack"
"It's STEVE HARVEY"
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sexy beast that has extremely white teeth. would make an amazing sugar daddy.
Wow, Steve Harvey is a sexy daddy
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When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.
Warren Beatty totally fucked up at the Oscars and pulled a Steve Harvey!
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When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.
Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
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A bald headed nigga that resembles mister potato head, he is so ugly it hurts. He also achieved the award for taking a foot long subway sub sandwich up his ass.
hi im steve harvey and i have an abnormally large head
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When you ask a weird question and receive a weird answer, even though you were expecting a normal answer.
Aw man, I really Steve Harveyβd earlier today.
Lighskin Dr Phil
Steve Harvey is Dr Phil on dark mode