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A guy who is loved by everyone, especially his girlfriend. He's funny, smart and has the cutest smile. His eyes draw you in and his touch makes you melt. Kissing him is addicting and loving him is easy. He'll make you feel safe and comfortable because he cares about your happiness over his. He can go from sweet to aggresive sexually in .5 seconds. He knows exactly what to do and say. Everything he does he's good at. He's very personable and can hold a conversation with a perfect stranger about anything. His car is his baby. He's adorable and he knows it, with his eyes, smile and his muscley arms and tattoos. He's everything a girl could want.
Steve is a cat
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Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.
Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.
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A smart, awesome, loving Dad who is always there with you and always wants to spend time with family and friends.
"wow what an amazing guy he must be a steve"
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noun. A shy, cute, funny, smart, caring and sweet guy. Probably is tall, strong, quite charming and likes to slack off. Favorite color is green and enjoys paintball. Past the nervousness, he has a good sense of humor and you can talk to him about anything. He has a cute smile that you won't forget. Everyone enjoys his company and can't get enough of Steve.
In short: He is a really great guy and it isn't hard to get along with him.
Don't be mean to Steve! He is a really good guy!
Steve is so nice.
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Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty
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Stressing out
Rudy stop Steveing it, its just a test.
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The name given to all those people who seem to dazzle everyone with their expert knowledge on every subject known to man. There is none that can compare to Steve. There isn't a subject on Earth that Steve hasn't mastered. There isn't a question that Steve cannot answer. One who is a remarkably intelligent individual. Steve is not allowed to participate in game shows that requires general knowledge, ie, Jeopardy. Ordinary individuals tend to feel small and insignificant in the presence of a Steve. It's only natural to feel that way because not only are Steves incredibly smart, they are all talented and quite gifted in every aspect of life, including music and fine arts. Steves also have the most incredible physique. When one meets a Steve, they have to wonder if he could possibly be real, because that kind of perfection doesn't exist among ordinary men. Steves make Greek Gods look like fat, short, bald, toothless old men. A Steve will never realize how magnificent he is because they are all very humble and modest and they are not aware of the power they possess.
A person trying to figure out a solution to an extremely difficult problem-"Where is Steve when you need him?"
In a crowded public place when a person collapses while clutching their chest, a bystander calls out, "Is there a Steve in the house, please, we need a Steve immediately!"
One who is trying to impress others by putting on airs may hear-"Who do you think you are? Steve? Not hardly."
Many people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Steve pajamas.
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