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A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"
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The moment of realisation in which having gone down on a female you realise her vagina is that of such gut wrenching fish-cheese-dirtity one begins to retch in disgust yet attempt to stifle the notion however result by making a high pitched squeal much like that of a pig
Keith: You know you should get that checked out..
Fatima: That squeal wasn't a stilton piglick was it?
Keith: I'm afraid so.
*Fatima weeps*
a series all the sexy girls have read.
woah look at her bro
“i know it’s because of those geronimo stilton books”
The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.
"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"
A bleu cheese burger on a toasted croissant, with a side of gonorrhea.
I had a paris stilton at the pub last night and now it burns when i pee!