to be ugly, unattractive.
OMG, he is a total stoat.
In this outfit, I feel like a total stoat.
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A useless embarrasment to the world. They can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
The term veg can also be used to describe them.
"Oh that Andrew is a right stoat look at him!"
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To go out looking to pick up the opposite sex (cash transactions optional)
Hey Frank, are we going stoating in Patpong tonight ?
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v.tr. To copulate animalistically in a garden. Like bunny-fucking but with sharper claws.
And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?
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A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.
You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!
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To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.
Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.
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Guy Code (tm) for an amazingly hot girl.
Did you guys see that stoat? Tasty!
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