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The stock market

The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?

Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

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stock market crash

stock market crash!

abc if you caused stock market crash”

by dandymottstan88 January 28, 2021


hungarian stock market

A euphemism for a threesome with two guys and one girl.

She went to the Hungarian stock market last night! Have you tried the sausage there? It's a two for one special!

by pringle27 February 2, 2012


White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.

Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

by Munkerson November 17, 2006

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Urban Dictionary Stock Market

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.

The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

by ihartfb February 19, 2011

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Stock Market Oopsie-Daisy

An almost stock-market crash.

In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.

by super.awesome.word.ninja April 30, 2021


Will the stock market crash soon?

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…

Will the stock market crash soon?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

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