stocky

stocky is a form of albino, usually a result of a nuclear accident, e.g. cherynobl

that fucking albino stocky had sex with clare

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cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

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Stocky Bahko

A relentless permeation coming from the vagina, which is produced from a constant flow of putrid vaginal secretions.

If she sits down and a green gas mushroom clouds from her vagina.......that bitch got Stocky Bahko!

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Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

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Stockie

A derogatory word for someone who prefers to play with "stocks" or "lives" in a PvP (player versus player) video game, typically a 2d platform fighter

"You WOULD like tournament rules you stockie."

Stockie

A derogatory term for people that prefer playing with lives, or "stocks" in a 2d platform fighter, opposed to other gameplay settings/modes

"You would play with stocks on mammoth fortress you stockie" -someone talking to someone else while playing Brawlhalla

stocky gnocchi

sad to see that robin hood is in fact robin wood

when he penetrated me from behind i saw in the mirror that he wasnt doing it to save the community but to satisfy his stocky gnocchi.