Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

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stocked

To be beaten up or threatened to be beaten up for something on your person.

I just got stocked. They stole my Nikes and my Starter cap... they said they'd smash me if I didn't hand them over.

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Stock

A girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; A date-worthy female, or one you want to fuck.

Some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

I want to get some stock this weekend.

We've been pulling stock so hard this week.

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stock

perfection in a glass. Or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection

damn, I can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. He's super stock

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stock

The epitomy of awesomeness. Can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.

Jason: Dude let's go play FIFA at johns house after school!

David: Stock! Don't even have to ask dude.

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Stock

A substitute for any curse that will be filtered at the ESPN POKER Club

Shut the Stock up! What the Stock?

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Stock

Means having a stash of alcohol or marijuana.

Hey man, you got some stock?

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