Stonge

The most powerful man in the world. He is the best living thing this planet will ever see. More knowledge dwells in his brain than in any other being in the universe. Nobody can stop him.

Person 1: "Yo, who's that over there? he's radiating so much raw energy I can't see him clearly!"
Person 2: "Oh, that's just Stonge."

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stonge

cigarette

Yo man, got a stonge?

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stong

an absolute idiot.

jacob is a massive stong.

stong

foulest term for male reproductive organ

I got my stong caught in a mouse trap.
I think my stong is turning blue.
My stong is totally bigger than your stong.

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stong

A boob that has "nothing" nipples, meaning they are like a big round blob with no intro or extroverted parts.

I was so relaxed, my boob was a stong.

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Stonge

When you party so hard and get so drunk on the first night of a short vacation that your so hung over or so exhausted the next day that it ruins the rest of your vacation.

I didn’t get out of bed until 5:00 in the evening today because I Stonged to hard last night.

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stong

The song that's stuck in your head

Alfred: Juniper, you've been singing "Blood on the Leaves" all day.
Juniper: I can't help it...it's my stong.

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