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1. An erect penis
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
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To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
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To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.
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To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
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Drunk or tired, weary.
Can be used in either context.
"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."
"Let's go out and get stonkers!"
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Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate
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