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1. An erect penis
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.
To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
Drunk or tired, weary.
Can be used in either context.
"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."
"Let's go out and get stonkers!"
Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate