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Stonks

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks

You gonna get stonks

by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
โฌ†STONKSโฌ†

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones

Mmm yes stonks

by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž