1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
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Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS
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Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
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When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store*
Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"
Me - "Stonks"
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It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.
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