Random
Source Code
Random
Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.
During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.
It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.
12👍 1👎
when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"
13👍 1👎
Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.
11👍 1👎
An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
9👍 1👎
Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.
I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.
26👍 8👎
What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.
Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!
11👍 2👎