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Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.
Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!
I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!
I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!
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The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.
Girlfriend: I already have
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when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it
Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.
This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.
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The girls who go to this school are the dustiest hoes I have ever seen. Always on some fuck ass shit. Always causing drama. Never gets old. All that being said, the girls who go to LS are annoying as fuck and worthless :)
She goes to Lampeter Strasburg right? Yea she dusty! lmao 🤮😂
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A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.
Lampeter-Strasburg: a school where STD’s are in the air
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Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?
Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!
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the coolest school in the world!!! its in the middle of good ol' lampeter and right by the heart of lancaster county, strasburg<3 its so cool it doesnt even have turf fields! like omg no turf. and the smell, mmmmmmm, LOVE
lampeter strasburg pioneers
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