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A broke bitch.
Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
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When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!
Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!
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people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)
April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent
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A word found in the Nictionary (Nicki Minaj dictionary) and is used to describe a person who is focused on beef and drama rather than themselves and getting their money.
“That bitch is such a strawberry shortcake.”
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Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.
An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".
Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!
Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.
Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!
Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.
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When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
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Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.
"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"
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