strings

loads of dicks tied together

Charlie: Hey! had a threesome last night
Loz: Awesome! Loads of strings?
Chalrie: Of course!

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string

A flexible wire like substance used mostly to tire things together.

"Hey, did you remember to tie those sticks together with string?"
"Yes, I did, stay sweet"

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No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.

Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"

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string

to hang someone.

im so pissed at you, ima string you.

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String

A cats weakness

My cat loves string

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on the strings

When someone or something is in a weak or vulnerable position. Similar to being 'on the ropes', but less extreme

Hey, how well is Alex playing?
Poor - iv'e got him on the strings.

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string

A string is a hot girl. Think of a string bikini on a hottie. It makes any red blooded man melt like butter.

It sure is cool to be here at the beach. Hey man check out that string over there! I'm going to get her digits!

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