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A tasty dinner served in the cafeteria. Bet ya can't eat just one.
I ate two stromboli and two slices of pumpkin pie for dinner today. Would you like to eat my poo? Cold-blooded!
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the replacement of the word "gay" as a negative term
Instead of saying, "You're so gay for not coming to the party tonight," you say, "you're so stromboli for not coming to the party tonight"
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A sudden and overwhelming premonition that something bad is going to happen to someone else, for example that they are going to topple over the edge of an active volcano.
OMG - that kid ran into the street without looking. I'm having a Stromboli moment.
When you want to titty fuck Dolly Parton, but you don’t have a dick. So you strap on your silicone Stromboli
Hey dolly I got a flat crotch but you’ll love my silicone stromboli
Literally anybody who eats a well done steak.
Yeah, that Zachary stromboli likes to eat car tires.
Go follow that
Zachary strobloli.
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When you fuck a girl on her period, blow your load in her sauce hole and then eat it out!
Mmm ate Tina's menstrual Stromboli last night!
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Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
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