suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
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An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.
Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why donβt you suck me, fucker?
When you are getting head and she sucks you so long your penis isn't hard anymore
Julie gave me head for so long, she suck me soft, bruh.
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An response to an unexpected turn of events.
Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!
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To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.
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The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.
"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."
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To be taken literally, it is a command for a beautiful girl to suck on your man meat.
From the movie "American Pie."
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
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