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It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower
“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”
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Hypoallergenic version of chocolate chip cookies
GUY: oh my god dude, there are no chocolate chips in your cookie!
OTHER GUY: duh dude, its a sugar cookie
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the crescents of butt cheek that stick out below shorts or underwear.
Todd: Check out the Sugar cookies on that chick!
Dan: I'd eat those anyday!
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When you are having sex on the beach; you finish all over the girl, grab a hand full of sand and throw it on her and the sand sticks to your baby batter.
We were at the beach and I gave my girlfriend a sugar cookie, she loved it."
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A type of cookie that’s usually sweeter then other cookies. That’s how it got famous!AND NO it doesn’t envovle anything with beaches, and definitely not buts.christ!!!!!!
Niña:Hey Lindo I got the sugar cookies you wanted!
Lindo:Wow Thanks Sis * takes a bit out of the sugar cookie*MMMM...these taste so good!!!!!
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A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.
Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie
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a sugar cookie is a kind of sweet food. it is round, sort of flat, and a sort of tan or white color. in order to make it, you need flour, baking soda, baking powder, butter, sugar, and an egg. there are other ways to make sugar cookies, but that is one recipe i use. these are my favorite kinds of cookies, because they are simple and good. they are normally made in batches of maybe 12-36 cookies depending on the size of the cookies and the amount of batter. when they are done and you take them out of the oven, you can either sprinkle sugar on the top of it or frost them with frosting, another sweet food that you probably shouldn't eat by itself. when your cookies are done, they are best served with milk or coffee.
ray: cloudy! i made a fresh batch of sugar cookies!
cloudy laying on the floor: no.... ray... please i have eaten too many sugar cookies....
ray: you don't have a choice.
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