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A high created by pure adrenaline or excitement, not drug or sugar induced.
Jane: GUESS WHO'S GOING TO L.A.!!!
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?
A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.
Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.
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When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her
Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.
An older man with a penchant for the younger ladies, but who lacks the cash reserves to keep the babes around for very long.
Poor Sarah, she thought she finally met her sugar daddy, but he turned out sugar-free.
John is such a hoot. With his flashy car and clothes he comes on like sugar daddy to the young things, but after a few turns in the hay they catch on he’s a sugar-free daddy all the way.
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Sugar free shits are when you eat some sugar free candy and you start shitting like crazy and your farts smell like asshole.
Bro I’ve got the sugar free shits from eating that candy.
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(n) a woman that is in the same role as a sugar mama, but does not have the financial ability to provide for her boy toy.
she lost her job, so she became my sugar free moma for a while
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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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